Mom Lalonde

Mom Lalonde is a playable character in Puzzlestuck, unlocked by completing the Wizard statue cycle on Earth with Rose Lalonde, Seer of light in the party. Her Ability, Martini? reduces enemy Defense by 40% for 4 turns at the cost of 20 Purple Orbs.

She cannot level up, much less Ascend, but her stats are quite high when she enters the party.