Lord English

Lord English is the final boss of Puzzlestuck, and the final enemy from the Green Moon. He has 500000 health, 500 defense, and a two turn attack delay. Upon entering his fight, he exclaims that he knew you were coming, and deals 9999 damage immediately. He will switch through each main health type as his fight continues, with each "bar" of health being removed upon dealing 100000 damage. In his green state he can siphon all green orbs, in his yellow he can siphon all yellow orbs, etc. His normal attacks will do 2400 damage. Upon getting to half or less health, he will state that the player is no match for him, and will boost his own power. He can use his scepter to do 6000 damage, and his normal attacks will now do 4800 damage. At around 200000-150000 health, he will rampage and begin attacking every turn. He can use his assault rifle and attack four times in a row, dealing 1998 each time, for a total of 7992.